flip side
- Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it’ll be mine because I’m ‘a self-absorbed bitch’. FML
okay, so, i don’t know if you are in fact a self-absorbed bitch, but i’m gonna go out on a limb here and say you didn’t deserve that on your wedding day. serious suckfest.
- Today, after spending $15,000 to treat my dog’s cancer over the past two months, he died of kidney failure. FML
okay, FMLer number 2, $15,000 on a dog??!!!!! alright alright, i like dogs (sort of) and i get that you don’t want fluffy to die, but think about how many people that $15,000 can feed. i mean, it’s a dog. i’m gonna go ahead and say you deserved that one. duh. okay, now that my rant is over, i’m just going to acknowledge the fact that in the future i will probably have a dog, and i have no i would react if it had puppy cancer. although i can’t in a million years see myself spending that kind of dough, i have yet to be tested.
